The interview for the "stay-at-home mom" position

You: I see. How much will I get paid?

F.E.: Oh, nothing. And you definitely don't get paid for overtime OR get holidays off. It's pretty much a 365 day a year kind of gig. Oh, wait--do you accept kisses and hugs as a form of payment? What about mud pies? What about dandelions? If so, you're going to BANK, my friend.

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