(AoftheAP) Fr. P.T. Bailey, frustrated at the steady stream of parishoners leaving his parish for a new evangelical megachurch, recently made a potentially controversial change at his parish, designed to attract new members and convince old members to return.Continue at Acts of the Apostasy
The change? Using trained chimpanzees as altar servers.
"Ever since Bobo, Gonzo, Chico, Matata and George arrived at Our Lady of Extenuating Circumstances, our attendance has increased by 250%," Fr Bailey said. "Donations have been rising, too. It's been fantastic."
ROFL
3 comments:
Thanks for the link, Matt!
Larry, this goes down as one of my favorite post of all time.
Larry, this goes down as one of my favorite post of all time.
Well, you've just given me something to shoot for: your new most favorite post!
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