Redcactusflower on Twitter asked for some "Trad Pickup Lines." Here's the top 10 selected by me in no particular order.
My first language is love, my second language is Latin #Tradpickuplines
Do you have a brother who's a priest? ... I may need Extreme Unction if you keep making my heart beat like this!
"just answering Christ's command to be a fisher of men". #TradPickupLines
Quid facis post missam? #tradpickuplines
Excuse me, is this seat vacant? #tradpickuplines
Pope Pius X said "Holy Communion is the shortest and safest way to Heaven" but you look like a close second! #tradpickuplines
Do you have a deep Marian devotion? 'Cause you've got me thinking of marryin' you. #tradpickuplines
Look, I know you're not interested me personally, but how about some Redemptive Suffering? #TradPickupLines
You are certainly a Glorious Mystery! Would you like to play ring around the rosary? #tradpickuplines
You and I could start our own movement. We'll call it sspxoxo #tradpickuplines
Check em all out on Twitter