She's got it!

I was told once of a bishop who was visiting one of his parishes where the priest had let the parish liturgical committee plan all of the liturgy. Well at the time of the Offertory, a woman in a rather skimpy leotard came prancing down the aisle in a liturgical dance routine with a tape recorded accompaniment. She ascended the altar and twirled around several more time making her way to the bishop and his rather shocked priest, and upon reaching them in their seats at the dramatic conclusion, she slumped to the floor with her hands raised up as if in petition. The priest - acting timid and rather nervous turned to his bishop and whispered with the microphones on, "What do you suppose she WANTS, Your Grace?!" "I don't know," said the bishop, his voice now booming over the speaker system. "But if she asks for your head, she's GOT IT!"

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