9. Won't throw flag on field because you'd just have to pick it up
8. No one is entertained by the slide whistle sound effect
7. Can't believe how many players' autographs you're getting
6. Never sure how many balls should be in a play
5. Missed last three calls because beer vendor was slow giving you change
4. You've made six tackles and an interception
3. Two words: horizontal stripes
2. Every time you raise your arms, your pants fall down
1. You're hated everywhere but Seattle
(Credit: Late Night Show with David Letterman)
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