So I had this weird dream last night that I brought my whole family to an event in the Archdiocese of Milwaukee. I think Archbishop Listecki was going to do some traditional liturgy, but after we showed up, it was in someone's house and it was an event for children. I felt out of place and awkward. Everyone was really nice to us, and I killed their fish.... by putting another fish in their fish tank that attacked theirs. They were appalled, but still were very nice to us telling us not to worry about it.
Note to interpreters, I am going to Madison next week to the TLM for Candlemas by Bishop Morlino. I am bringing no killer fish.