The scene: I'm home alone with three kids under three years old feeding them supper. About 5:30.
Ding Dong
College dude: Hi, I'm with Wisconsin Jobs Now* and doing some polling on how you feel the job situation is in Wisconsin.
*I should have wrote it down, but at the time I just thought it was a survey or something.
Me: I've got a stable job situation and my wife is a stay at home mom. Both my parents are public employees and are still employed. I know the overall job situation has not been good but we've been blessed.
College dude: What do you think of the job Scott Walker is doing?
Scene: A couple of the kids start screaming, I wonder why the oldest one is still content.
Me: I think he's doing a great job. I've heard it's unpopular, but modernizing the public employee benefits and negotiation system will help us retain our public employees and making these positions sustainable in the future. Walker sees that it is impossible to have a robust state government without modernizing the public unions relationship with the state. I strongly support that.
College dude: Well I think Walker's doing a terrible job.
Me: thinking: I have a feeling this isn't actually surveying.... Wait, did I ask him what he thought?
College dude: Something something, Walker something bad, blah blah blah, voter id costs taxpayers trillions of dollars. ....kahgillion dollars to his wealthy friends...... .maybe a "recall" or something in there.
# Silence, and kids still screaming, third child now possibly standing on the fridge.
Me: Okay. (confused look) So are you still "surveying" me?
College dude: Walker's bad dude. Get with it man. Like the emperor on Star Wars.
Me: Thanks?
# Door shuts, I wonder if oldest child is on roof ready to pounce on "surveyor."
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I've got three kids here trying to feed them and you are stopping over right during supper time to fake survey me and regurgitate the political ads already pumping through every TV and radio program I try and enjoy. You are compelling me to actively oppose you when realistically you could convince me of a few of your positions. I looked up
Wisconsin Jobs Now and it looks like junior might have been
Alynskying, or I got the group name wrong. I probably should have asked him for some literature or something and played dumb, but the screaming kids and the oldest child (who likely either plotting to take over the world, or figuring out how he can empty every container in the fridge) had me discombobulated.